Em and LKel go Paleo!

Here is a story:

Once upon a time, Beard, Andrew and myself were on the way to the illustrious Wrightsville Beach, which as you know if you live here, boasts a very attractive population. While waiting in traffic, we saw it. The most impressive butt of all time. Think Kim Kardashian Break the Internet, only super fit, and significantly less grease. Henceforth, this girl became known as "The Ass".  Disgusted with ourselves, we turned around, left the beach, shame-ate lunch at Bojangles and went to Topsail Beach to recover. (A Topsail 10 is like a Wrightville 6). If you mention "The Ass" to anyone in attendance that day, they'll know. Never forget. #TheAss


It's almost "get-shamed-out-of-Wrightsville-Beach" season again! Or I guess as the non-wilmingtoners say, "swimsuit season."

Anyways, on a completely, 100% unrelated note, me and LKel are trying our the Paleo diet for one month.Just for fun. Not because we need to. See?

Here are our before pictures.

It took some convincing to get LKel on board, because she linked me to this article by John Bradly where he tries a variety of diets for 8 weeks. Apparently Paleo made him tired and weak. But he is a long distance cyclist, and though we do marathons (of netflix and day drinking) so maybe it'll work out a little better for us. Option 2 was the Mediterranean Diet, but on further exploration, that will change nearly nothing about our daily eating habits. Which are fine. See above photo.

You technically can't drink, but wine is grapes and grapes are paleo, so shut the fuck up. Stay tuned for Cooking Like a Pro, Paleo!

I will also be gymming it in the dedicated fashion that I normally do, because apparently excersize is good for you, or whatever.

Here is a snippit of our text message conversation from day one, so clearly, so far so good.

 

I'll keep you posted on our positively thrilling journey.