1. Best Premise/Plot
Nominees:
Weeds
True Blood
Six Feet Under
Breaking Bad
The winner is...
Breaking Bad: For Being 100% Unpredictable
2. Best Character Development
Nominees:
Girls
Skins
How I Met Your Mother
Mad Men
The winner is...
Skins: Because the reinvent themselves every two seasons and the characters are always spot on.
3. Best Series Finale
Nominees:
Six Feet Under
Venture Brothers
Buffy
Dawson's Creek
The winner is...
Six Feet Under. Never has their been such a conclusive, satisfying, relvant, thought provoking ending to anything, ever.
4. Characters I Wish I could be Friends With in Real Life The Most
Nominees:
Buffy
How I Met Your Mother
Workaholics
Freaks and Geeks
Winner...
Giles, Buffy, Willow and Xander. Duh.
5. Best "Comedic" Show That Actually Makes You Cry
Nominees:
Futurama
Dead Like Me
Wilfred
Spaced
Winner...
The "Jurassic Bark" Episode of Futurama
6. Most Awesome and Symbolic Cinematography
Nominees:
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Sopranos
Walking Dead
Winner...
Mad Men. Killing me without dialogue all the time.
Note: Walking Dead only lost because the plot is FUCKING TERRIBLE. Being pretty isn't everything.
7. Most Genuine Character Ever
Nominees:
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Felicia Day, The Guild
Nancy Botwin, Weeds
Adam Levine, Workaholics
Winner...
Felicia Day
8. Best Commentary on the Happenings in the World and Industry
Nominees:
Community
30 Rock
Portlandia
Newsroom
Winner....
Community. Meta.
9. Guiltiest Pleasures
Nominees:
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
Glee
Being Human
...I can't go on. It's Glee. I'm ashamed. No pictures.
10. Most Disappointing Series Finales
Nominees:
Lost
Sopranos
Dead Like Me
Pushing Daisies
The Winner (Loser):
LOST. For Real.
(Applause.)
(Dispute.)
End.
